
Welcome To My Nightmare
The original Underground Records history was an odd
synopsis I wrote in third person, and I always thought it
was weird, since there is no "staff" (at least not anymore)
at Underground for someone else to have written it. In
2001 I decided to change the history and have it as a
timeline, which to me seems more appropriate and we can
skip the bs. It is slightly similar to my description
of my songwriting catalog, yet this timeline will deal more
with Underground Records, the entity that it is (was),
instead of some hard sell. Here it is, enjoy! Mid 1981 - First demos go out with Underground Records
name on them containing Todd West songs featuring myself on
vocals and guitar, backed by Tony Chotas on drums and Jimmy
Chotas on bass. My vocals are absolutely terrible and we're
turned down by every label and management firm we send stuff
to, some multiple times. December 1981 - I did most of the recording for the
album I had written called "Viscosity Of The Nighthawk" and
some cuts from "Days Of Greed and Gold" direct to cassette
then dumped that onto a four track (the live recordings
also included Tony (boner) on the drums) then did the
vocals and bass on the other two tracks. A friend
named Ron Murphy also helped on some of the guitar stuff.
This was actually the first "release" from
Underground Records where I did a cassette insert and used
the name and logo. I gave the tapes away at school
(Osbourne Senior High). January 1982 - While showing high school classmates my
lyrics for my first 10 or so albums I had written, and
handing out tapes of the "Nighthawk" recordings, I laid the
folder with the handwritten and some typed lyrics of my
songs down and when the bell rang left them behind.
After class I went back, but they were gone, so I had
to re-write the songs from memory mostly and re-compile the
albums. Somewhere, somebody........ June 1982 - I finally got a hold of another four-track
and cut about a dozen songs under the name Theoria (means
multiple theories). I just had the name Theoria and
the Underground Records logo on 50 cassettes I took with me
to Germany where my dad was working for Lockheed. I
met Lee Milton (an American) and Stanley (???) Mueller (a
German) in Frankfurt and we were the first Theoria, and
really the first Underground Records recording and
performing artists! August 1982 - I came back from Europe for my 11th grade
year. I had a new girlfriend named Amelia Bradley,
who at 14 was one of the finest girls you'd ever meet, and
she endured hours of myself teaching myself to tune a
guitar (up till this time I played open-E tuned) and
telling her Underground Records was going to be huge.
I did recordings of some of the songs I was working
on around that time, yet to this day I have no idea where
that stuff went. Amelia and I went to Atlanta to
concerts and gave away tapes with the Underground logo on
them. Late 1982 - Local bands and I started trading tapes.
After I had contact with about three or four bands I
listed them and myself on a one-sheet typed up catalog for
trading. The first Underground Catalog! Around
this time I put together a band under my name and we played
Atlanta clubs and I started flyering seeking bands to record
for Underground Records. Camping out at Turtles for
Van Halen tickets I put together a gig in the shopping
center parking lot. Michael Sasser and Mike Walker
started a riot, after that Turtles didn't allow camping out
for concert tickets anymore. February 1983 - Panda (Mike Fandino and his brother's
band) and Helms Deep (Todd Helms) were the biggest local
bands around at the time. I threw together another
band under the name Stormtrooper and used four-track
recordings I did in January and February as a self-titled
debut on Underground Records. I sold the tapes at keg
parties and club shows. The band played one gig, an
Underground Records release party for Stormtooper in Ted
Bigham's basement. Over 300 kids showed up and so did
the Cobb County police. March 1983 - Underground Records releases compilation
90-minute cassette of all the recordings I had done up to
this time. The tape was just called Underground
Records. I made up over 500 and sent them to stores
wherever I could find, all over the world. I think I
got paid for maybe 20 tapes. May 1983 - Underground Releases Todd West - Lords Of The
Realm. I found a flea market that had boxes and boxes
of unused major label promo cassettes. I put labels
over the faces and re-recorded over them. I got
elected President Of The Student Council at school and
instead of attending graduation services for that year's
senior class, as was one of my duties, Amelia and I went to
the Triumph concert that night and handed out Underground
compilations. Summer 1983 - I bought an electro-voice mixing board
with money I saved working at Gary Bang motorcycle parts.
I ran the stereo outs from the board into an EQ then
straight into a cassette deck. This is how all
in-house (my parent's house) Underground Records recordings
were done until 1986. Bands I recorded in the summer
of 1983 included The Pimps, Groove Daddies and The
Crimpples. Fall 1983 - As President of the Student Council, I did
the morning announcements and would throw in samples over
the PA of some of the Underground stuff. Kids loved
it but the faculty didn't. I was supposed to MC the
homecoming football game, instead I set the band up and
threw a keg party at Craig Jackson's, giving away
Underground Records stuff. About 400 high schoolers
showed up and the police stopped the band playing after
Karen Latimer passed out in the middle of Pat Mell road,
stopping traffic, and another girl hid under Craig's bed so
her mom couldn't find her (don't know if Karen passing out
or the mom brought the cops). After the cops left the
band played on. January 1984 - I raffled tickets for Ozzy Osbourne's
February 27th concert using Sabbath's Dirty Women as
backing music over the school PA for a week. My doing
the morning announcements ended soon thereafter. At Ozzy's
show I gave out over 100 Underground compilations featuring
my stuff, Cheap Bastards, Robotoys and Syphillis tunes. April 1984 - New version of Theoria came into being that
featured Richard Kilgore (the Gore) on bass. I told
him if he would buy a bass I'd teach him to play it and
we'd form a band. Teaching Kilgore the bass wasn't
too bad, but getting him off the couch and standing upright
while he played was the hard part. We lucked up and
got Phil Calvin (Philbro) for our drummer. The new
Theoria cut tunes on a four-track and was released on
Underground Records as "High Energy". We played alot
of gigs, one being especially memorable for the nude gal
dancing on the pool table. When the guy's mom who
owned the house where we were playing came home she was not
amused. May 1984 - Underground releases a mixture of cuts from
my Crystal Serpent album under the Theoria name. July 1984 - Underground Tour kicks off featuring
Theoria, The Losers and Pig Latin. The tour goes
nowhere, I sold my gibson flying V to finance the tour, I
lose my ass. Late 1984 - Theoria hits the 4-track recording method
again and Underground puts it out as a self titled
cassette. I also attempt to get a deal, or a label to
subsidize Underground, neither happens. January 1985 - Underground releases Subscript A, a one
session one take recording I did on a four-track to
accompany a movie script I'd wrote. February 1985 - Underground releases Pig Latin - She's
Got Balls on cassette. I set the band up a US tour,
after the second gig Jimmy O'Neal, lead vocalist and
guitarist, disappears. I hear Jimmy works for the CIA
somewhere in the middle east. April 1985 - I meet Hank Montero at The Metroplex,
an Atlanta underground club, and he starts to work for
Underground booking and promoting bands. A month
later he disappears taking my entire list of booking agents
and clubs with him. May 1985 - Theoria plays a five keg bash near Kennesaw
State College to celebrate Underground's official three
year anniversary. Someone spikes Philbro's water with
acid and he plays a drum solo the entire evening with a
strobe light going. Kilgore chases members of the
Maddogs motorcycle gang, twice, trying to make off with the
kegs, and they later succeed in stealing one and burning a
yamaha motorcycle belonging to a frat boy in a bon fire.
Keith (chuck) Tanner gets in a rumble with the frat
boys and the entire box of Underground vinyl I had pressed
for the occasion disappears without a trace. Those
nights, you don't forget. Also in May, Underground releases Rituals Of The Spring
Equinox on cassette. I pay to have it pressed on
vinyl and the pressing plant goes out of business; my $1500
for the pressing is never seen again. August 1985 - Underground releases Indian Summer -
Internal Calling on vinyl and cassette. I manage to
get it in most Atlanta record shops and many throughout the
southeast. Bill Smits, bassist for Indian Summer, gets
a list of the record stores from me about the third week
Internal Calling is out, then goes to the Atlanta stores
and claims I stole the recordings from his band and never
paid them (I paid for the pressings and recorded them
without charging them at my house). He makes the record
stores give him back the records and leaves nasty answering
machine messages at my house. He hides from me until
December 5th when he spills beer at the Ratt concert on my
girlfriend's leather trench coat I had bought her for an
early Christmas gift, I reconize him and he thoroughly gets
his butt kicked. November 1985 - Underground compilation Atlanta Hardcore
released. Features hardcore and punk bands from the
Wreck Room and Metroplex scenes. Bands on the
compilation were Dread Of Night, Downgrade, Sideswipe,
Theoria, Monkey Man, Static Confusion and Verbal Assault.
I press 1,000 vinyl 12 inches and it sells out within
a month. Spring 1986 - I meet a guy at an Atlanta club (I think
it was called Harvest Moon Saloon, but I'm not sure) after
a gig who says he owns a label called Underground Records
and he's going to sue me. He says he has trademarks and has
been in business for eight years. After a lengthy fist
fight I break a chair over his head and the club calls the
police. We steal away into the night in a 1960 Ford
pickup with our gear. Never heard from that guy
again, and come to find out he didn't own any
trademarks. Fall 1986 - Underground purchases Tascam 388 eight
track. Immediately begin recording more local bands, doing
demo work and stuff for release on the label. February 1987 - Quit college and went to work at Warner
Elektra Atlantic. Since that was basically what I was going
to school for, I figured who needs a degree. I knew I
could talk some of the Warner cats into sponsoring
Underground. I started to work in the warehouse and
immediately began shopping Theoria demos. Spring 1987 - I move from the warehouse into the buying
department as the assistant buyer. I'm talking up
Underground Records as a development program for WEA
labels. No one pays much attention. Summer 1987 - Underground releases three of my albums in
a row, Wiccan Priest, Polyphony and Sound Caress. I
also remaster the Theoria High Energy stuff and put it
out. Summer 1987 - Head to Miami for the WEA convention.
Hand out hundreds of Underground comps and talk up
the label as a market developer. Lots of support, but
people don't remember Underground when I call back after the
convention. First night, Billy Lassiter and I wake up
the entire hotel by going on an early morning rampage where
we clear out the Geffen suite liquor cabinet and re-open the
Atlantic Records suite (hey, the door was unlocked) at 2am
with the stereo full blast and every prostitute we could
find in Miami invited up to party. We end the night
with Henry Dros (or however you spell his name) and some of
the ladies in the hotel's penthouse hot tub. The next day I was awakened by the telephone with Johnny
Stephens, my boss, asking me if I liked my job. I had
supposed to have been in morning meetings and it was now
after lunch. I went to a huge room where they were
showing Guns N Roses Welcome To The Jungle on a large
screen. I tripped over a cable and disconnected the
video machine. I apologized and went back to bed. Fall 1987 - Theoria plays a party to showcase for some
of the WEA labels, I spent alot of money on a nice
presentation kit about Underground Records to give to label
personnel. No one shows up. The band gets drunk
and we burn the promo kits. After the Theoria letdown, I dedicated all my time to a
new band I sang in called Wrong Crowd. We cut a self titled
cassette to shop to labels and sell at gigs. It goes
no where with the labels. November 1987 - Underground releases Lunaris, a
soundtrack to a script I had written of the same name.
It features the title cut which I wrote as a piece to
play at a recital a year earlier while in college.
I had gotten a B grade. New Years Eve 1988 - While playing with Wrong Crowd opening for Alien at a new
years party in East Point, Georgia, Kilgore and I manage to
drink a case and a half of Budweiser before the gig, between
the two of us! I cussed the other bands out, broke
equipment and fell off the stage, splitting open my side
along the ribs. I patched myself up with duct tape
and carried on. Spring 1988 - Thrown out of Wrong Crowd. Summer 1988 - WEA convention #2. New Orleans. This
time I took along new recordings Philbro and I did as
Equinox. Same result, gave alot out, everyone said
Underground would work great as a indie label developing
for a major, no one stood behind what they said. That
year, I ended up with the biggest bar, fully stocked, in my
room at the end of the third night. Don't ask me how.
Jerry Smith, then comptroller for the Atlanta branch,
called me early the next morning and asked if I was OK. I
couldn't figure out where the sheets for my bed were, then
Jerry asked me to please haul them in from hanging outside
my window, the hotel was complaining. I also ran up
over $800 in room service that year. After that, room
service was not allowed at WEA conventions. Summer 1988 - Went to three Van Halen Monsters Of Rock
festivals. Handed out demos to all the bands I met
backstage. Kilgore and I terrorized Miami and gave
Metallica hell backstage after we drank all their beer.
Somehow Kilgore ended up with someone's snare drum.
We opened a gate backstage and let in hundreds of
people from outside who didn't have tickets. We
started a massive food fight out in the crowd which had the
whole stadium throwing things. The entire security
team lined up and left the concert. We were asked to
leave. We didn't. No one called about the Underground
Records stuff after the show. I took hundreds of demos to the festival in Dallas. All
the guys in Metallica kinda shyed away, except Jason, he
was cool. I gave everyone demos. I started
another food fight out in the crowd, 90,000 in the Cotton
Bowl makes one hell of a ruckus, and had a fight with some
guy in a car after the show that tried to run over me.
Philip (Roach) Pealor, left me at the airport for
many hours the next day, but other than that it was a
blast. Still, no one called about the Underground
demos. Fall - Winter 1988 - Move into the dungeon, a decrepit
house in Marietta on a cul-de-sac with wood all around and
an empty house next door. Most of the windows are
broken so I board them up from inside the house, put
padding and carpet on all the walls, set up my recording
gear and get to work. I record the Wild album there,
and Philbro and I hook back up and cut Theoria - Pleasure
Form, which was a much more psychedelic experiment than our
first full recording. It was supposed to be our demo
for labels. The vocals were so bad I understand now
why it was laughed at. During the Pleasure Form sessions, I leave to go get
some more tape and some food, meet friends at Krispy Kreme
parking lot and talk for over an hour. Two hours later I go
back to the dungeon, which had to be locked when you left
because otherwise the door would creep open and the
surrounding woods was where local punks and winos would go
do their thing, so better safe than sorry. I unlock
the door to find Philbro in a dark corner mumbling
something about ghosts. Spring 1989 - My girlfriend Regina and I go to New York
to see some labels about the Pleasure Form demo and talk
about doing A&R for them using Underground Records.
Most kept saying they hadn't listened to the tape yet
(label speak for you suck) when we'd call back a few days
later. Go back home to Georgia and have the entire
ceiling of the dungeon collapse on me while asleep one
morning during a rain-storm. From then on I'd move my gear
when bad weather set in and used the house for a rehearsal
studio. I had been engineering a recording for some friends who
went to Georgia Tech college. They introduced me to
dial-up bulletin board systems (bbs), telnet, and
Compuserve. I could see that digital distribution of
music was the future. Although at the time, file
sizes were way too big and modems were (are) too slow, I
thought with WEA behind me, I could develop a network to
distribute, market, and promote music via dial-up bbs, and
services like AOL (I think it was called Applelink or
Quantum back then), Compuserve and Prodigy, all of which I
experimented with whenever I could get to a computer with a
modem during the spring of '89. I did up a
presentation for the big-wigs at my branch at WEA, and for
what it's worth, didn't get anyone's attention. That, along with wanting to work more on my music and
label, made up my mind to quit WEA in July 1989. You do
stupid stuff like that when you're young. I really
started to try on my own to develop a file type that was
small enough for the bbs to use for downloading music, and
made another presentation via mail to some people at WEA,
and this time around CBS too. No one returned calls.
I learned more about the real internet from my
friends at GA. Tech, and I knew, that was the future of
music distribution. Seems, at the time, no one else
gave a damn. Late Summer 1989 - Decided to hit my third WEA
covention, this one again in Miami, and see if I could get
some interest in hooking Underground up as an indie
label. Hocked my car title and made up as many PR kits as
I could, and drove by myself down to Miami. Snuck in after
an old friend hooked me up with a convention pass and spoke
to as many label people as I could. First day I gave out
all my PR kits. Second night got attacked by wild gal
working the convention as an escort. After she pulled the
emergency stop on the elevator going up to the label
suites, she had me down on the elevator floor and had her
clothes off.... Suddenly, the elevator starts back up! The doors part,
and standing there are old WEA mates Jack Klotz, Jarid Neff
and Pat Boatenreiter. I hear "hey, isn't that Todd West",
look past the gal on top of me, see who it is, give 'em the
horns, and say "what's happenin' dudes!" Elevator doors
close, we go down. The next day Aerosmith performs after
dinner at the convention. Their big hit at the time was
"Love In An Elevator". Roach Pealor calls my home
answering machine yelling about doin' some gal in an
elevator in Florida. Despite being somewhat notorious for
the remainder of the covention, it was not a pretty site
when I got home explaining the rumours to the Buff
(Regina). I did get some good feed back and some leads on
the PR kits, and alot of hell yeahs for my seemingly
excellent elevator mechanic skills. Still, can't get more
than talk out of the indie label hopes. End Summer - Fall 1989 - Play local region in support
of Pleasure Form as an Underground release. Mostly
empty rooms and heckling. Philbro and I go through
six bass players before Philbro gets fed up and quits the
band in the fall. Regina's pregnant and after a trip
to Florida for Christmas, we decide to move out of the
dungeon completely. Throw large moving party and everyone
denies that themselves or me actually rent the place when
the police show up. Told 'em it was a guy named Ralph
who had gone for supplies. Winter 1989 - Spring 1990 - Work on getting Pleasure
Form's final round of label solicitations out and getting
record stores outside the US to stock the tape. Not
much luck either way. In May 1990 my son Raven was born and
I was proud at last to have perhaps contributed to something
successful. Work on final Wild mixes and start getting
the single "Get Heavy" out to college radio. I try to
get Underground in at any larger label, for use as a
farm-label, or for some of the cool new bands I was working
with, like Obsessive Compusive, which a friend of mine from
high-school, Robbie Cantello, played bass. Though I
had told myself I needed to concentrate more on my own
music and recording / marketing / promoting, I started
booking and trying to sign bands like Shok Lamour and OC to
record labels. Though the dreaded cover band circuit was
dying, original music clubs still hadn't come around enough
to make good enough money on just booking original bands, at
least not in my case. So I got really broke, really
quick. Also started to really notice, I did alot of work, but
never seemed to get anything completed or done up right.
It wasn't long, as I entered my mid-twenties, that
life completely fell apart.
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