THE BITCH Hey, you like my wide space on the opening tables...no..not gambling...just the kinda front you throw when you got no time and a bunch of BS you gotta get straight....yeah...like hell....BULLSHIT!!! You know, some people, as well as mechanical entities, need a serious attitude adjustment, at times that has been my name on that mantle...but I got this cat who wouldn't pay for an ad if he'd get laid by it, just like the $1.00, it's cheaper 'n' hell....he sends in a lame demo, calls every couple of days, and I can't stand his whining ass....his ad is in this issue...guess which ad it is and I will give you a free CD!!! (his demo). Quanities limited. Actually, I am lucky to even get this zine out...yeah, yeah, be an ass...I know it is months late....but guess what.. SHIT HAPPENS!!! Apple makes a good computer but damn, accross the USA twice via book-rate will waste the best of 'em.. For the past three months, no mouse..try and operate an Apple without a mouse....I have a mouse, but I gotta stick my finger up its ass and rotate it's innards to make it move...like forget the pad, just lay on the action...total bullshit...try it sometime. Yup, that's right, I can't afford the $30.00 for a live mouse, or the seemingly few hundreds a good computer costs nowadays....Anyone want to contribute? I accept mice and machines, and for payment I offer ads in this glorious publication, or any of the other fine zines I throw...And..here's the kick...if you're a hot babe who contributes and if ya got lose tanks...the dog will fill 'em.....ROCK ON!!!! or else: